We worked all day on Labor day and all we got was this stupid baby:
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As you an see from the Olympic Warm-Scale, she weighed 7 lb., 15.8 oz. at birth, which we also just call 8 lb. As I’m sure you all know, the base of the Olympic Warm-Scale infant holder module is 50 cm, so you can also see that she was 21.5 in. in length, with a head/chest circumference of 33.5/32 cm.
If you haven’t seen pictures of a newborn before, some of what you see may be concerning, but it isn’t. For example, the giant white stick protruding from her stomach is a handle for portability; you just don’t see them used anymore because of the misinformation campaign perpetrated by the tyrannical monopoly of Ergobaby, inc. Also, her sex is female.
Other anatomical questions are suppressed to maintain some level of decorum on this blog, but may be directed to Teresa Lee, because she will cut you if you say shit about this baby.
Finally, her APGAR score was 5 gold stars and a recommendation for knighthood.
Ron says:
Are her toes longer than her fingers?